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When Honado isn't fighting for the greater glory of the Horde, he studies Linear Systems Analysis, Intermediate Dynamics, and Physics of the Space Environment (how arcane)!

Honado's Gallery of the Strange and Unusual

What Ho!,

I've taken some time to collect the great photos our employees in action - highlighting Initech's dedication to teamwork, ingenuity, and pwnage. I'll be updating the gallery as I get new submissions, so get out your [Camera] and take a few shots of your own! To hide your interface, click Alt-Z, the press Print Screen. You will find a timestamped .tga file in your World of Warcraft/Screenshot directory. It's that simple!

Silvermoon City, Here I Come!

Honado demonstrates - if an Ally attempts to dance upon the mailbox, this magic gem launches them to a great altitude...very clever! After paying good money to watch this Blood Elf 'work a pole,' Honado finds the performance leaves a bit to be desired. Honado stumbles upon Sathal down on his luck. He's made a home under this park bench. Sathal explains the cause of his destitution. After getting Sathal fixed up, he shows Honado what Blood Elves do best - makeovers! Things go well until Honado makes a horrible discovery. I wonder what piece of Tauren anatomy is used to make those sacs? Honado gets vengance with the famous double-tap Tauren shoulder smash! Shopping continues - Honado is unimpressed by available Blood Elf shield colors. Some vendors appreciate the needs of today's athletic Tauren, however! Tauren-sized support. Honado attempts to take the Silvermoon 'Express' wagon. Finally, Honado gets the respect he deserves... ...and Promises to help the Blood Elves whenever they need him! At the end of a long day, Honado learns that What Goes in Silvermoon... Stays in Silvermoon!

Fun Chat Windows (No Explanation Needed)

Recognizing the problem is the first step to overcoming it, right? Scholars still debate the authenticity of the book of Excavinius.

Corporate Conferences and Business Trips (Dungeons)

Although it seemed a good idea at the time, Muklok later learned that going pantsless in a fungus-rich environment can lead to an extreme case of Orc Itch later on. I like the ambiguous source of this question - who's asking whom? You decide! Moments later, we're still not any closer to figuring out the hookups. True, Dievia remains in a *compromising* position with Scuzbutt, but Muklok is now pantsless (again)! Looks like it's time for a guild intervention. With Orcs and Trolls about, Tauren should watch out where they choose to nap! Well, you see, when a bear loves a dwarf very much they share a 'special hug,' and that's where dwarf-bear mutants come from... Finally! A quest reward that's really worth it! The strength potions sure help, but you have to walk around like Ahnold until they wear off. Bananamana for Governor! Nothing like a little Shakira to get everybody up and dancing on a table! Baner and his pet share a *very* special moment. Mhael and Industria pay the price for their sins. What sins you ask? Tune in next week and find out on 'As Azeroth Turns!' Muklok, Industria, and Honado take some time to discuss Initech Bizness in our new Alterac Valley facility. I call it 'Dievia As Parrot (Mixed Media: Marble and Undead Flesh)' Rak and Dievia share a special moment in Uldaman. Exploring new mysteries in Uldaman. It looks like Honado is exploring some new mysteries as well!

Initech Corporate Takeovers (PvP)

A guild raid on Nijel's Point in Desolace. Score: Initech 3, Gnome Rogue 0 Later that raid, the guild takes a break at Stonetalon Peak Bar & Grill. Say cheese! Honado 'introduces' himself to a Stonetalon dark elf. Darzul lands the pwning blow on this hapless ally (with some help from the Tarren Mill Forsaken Couriers). Darzul, Dievia, Industria, Rakrarr, and yours truly took out an ally Marshal (General) just a moment later!

Hallow's End

During Hallow's End, Industria explored the many facets of her beautiful personality. First, the part that can't sit still - boing! ...the part that can't seem to get off the ground most mornings... ...the part that likes to rub up against your leg (my personal favorite)... Finally, Industria reveals her true personality! This gnome pirate thought he could commandeer a Kodo. Moments later, the little blighter fell off and was crushed when Klyd chased him in his Leper Gnome costume! Almost as attractive as their players! A ghost, a skeleton, and a ninja walk into a bar... Showing off our new costumes after a stinkbomb raid on Southshore. Later that night, Dievia and Wutsfodinna celebrate the lighting of the Wickerman! Dievia uses her new giant costume to harrass passerby. The rarely seen 'Aquabat' off the coast of Azshara.
Rak and Darzul take a moment to enjoy Dievia's nice personality. WOW! That *is* a nice personality!

The Truly Uncategorizable

Pineapples are the perfect choice for a trophy room. Mhael sent in this 'art piece.' Look at the symbolism! The vanquished as though arranged on a crucifix, an orc upon her head. What is the role of the mysterious glowing idol next to Industria? As the bull-man looks on, he ponders, 'Why is there a gnome between her legs?' A suspicious-looking trio in Shattrath, some guy by the name of Adam, his Battle Cat, and a mage named Oric Roe. Rakrarr shows off his new pimped steed. To pay for his new mount, Klyd has to pick up a part time venture. Instead of the usual Warsong Gulch weekend, Blizzard decided to flood the battleground - and this Orc came prepared! Dievia learns where baby manticores come from... Five druids demonstrate an ancient and secret rite. The celebrated 'manticore mount' glitch lets this level 17 warrior gloat over the level 60s in Ogrimmar. Just like Microsoft, the Thorium Brotherhood's monopoly allows them to tell you *exactly* what they think of you. Hey Rak! We like the MC Hammer routine, but that redneck trog looks pissed! Pirates have no shame! Yarr--hooo!

Initech Corporate Holdings

To show our appreciation for the long weekend hours and personal sacrifices our employees make to keep Initech on top, we are pleased to offer our employees access to our corporate holdings. Just speak with our corporate accounts payable representative, Neena, if you'd like to make a contribution or withdrawal!

Last updated 6:26 pm EST 03/08/2007.

Containers
Large Knapsack x 3 (12 slot)
Mageweave Bag x 3 (12 slot)
Gems
Aquamarine
Black Diamond x 12
Shadowgem
Miscellaneous
Aquadynamic Fish Attractor x 40
Blue Power Crystal x 30
Green Power Crystal x 24
Long Elegant Feather x 4
Red Fireworks Rocket x 5
Seven of Warlords
Soft Bushy Tail x 12
Two of Beasts
Vibrant Plume x 8
Volatile Rum x 2
Yellow Power Crystal x 8

Parts
Fused Wiring

Patterns and Recipes
Design: Opal Necklace of Impact (Jewelcrafting 250)
Formula: Enchant Weapon - Lifestealing (300)
Formula: Enchant 2H Weapon - Major Spirit (Enchanting 300)
Pattern: Azure Shoulders (Tailoring 190)
Pattern: Earthen Silk Belt (Tailoring 195)
Pattern: Heavy Woolen Cloak (Tailoring 100)
Pattern: Red Mageweave Headband (Tailoring 240)
Plans: Golden Scale Leggings (Blacksmithing 170)
Recipe: Big Bear Steak (Cooking 110)
Schematic: Catseye Ultra Goggles (Engineering 220)
Schematic: Dark Iron Rifle (Engineering 275)
Schematic: Goblin Jumper Cables (Engineering 165)

Quest Items
Basilisk Brain
Deadly Blunderbuss
Evil Bat Eye x 4
Gorilla Fang x 10
Middle Map Fragment (Combine with upper and lower sections, Level 40, Tanaris)
Scorpoc Pincer
Snickerfang Jowl x 4
Vulture Gizzard

Reagents
Breath of Wind
Elemental Air
Elemental Earth x 11
Elemental Water x 20
Essence of Air x 4
Essence of Water
Heart of Fire x 5
Ichor of Undeath x 19
Living Essence
Long Tail Feather x 3
Mote of Life x 2

Trade Goods
Black Vitriol
Bolt of Runecloth x 3
Bronze Bar
Coarse Gorilla Hair x 6
Coarse Stone x 6
Deviate Scale x 8
Greater Eternal Essence
Guardian Stone
Heavy Stone x 11
Ironfeather x 6
Ironweb Spider’s Silk x 8
Kingsblood x 31
Perfect Deviate Scale
Rough Stone x 20
Runecloth x 80
Shadow Silk x 12
Sharp Claw x 8
Strange Spores x 2
Thick Spider’s Silk x 13
Turtle Scale

Trinkets
Six Demon Bag (Requires level 46)